So far, it seems only Howard Stern has raised the most important question about The Real Housewives of the Military Industrial Complex. Let’s see, Petraeus was one of the most respected leaders in counterinsurgency warfare, and he was in charge of the world’s most powerful clandestine agency, and he *couldn’t hide an affair*? Really, they’re called ‘burner phones’. I hear about ’em all the time during like Castle and NCIS. The guy should have watched more television.