I have writer’s block and insomnia.
Does bourbon induce sleeplessness? I mean, this is the good stuff.
I have twisted in the wind nearly the whole year long. That’s not as much fun as it sounds.
You know, I too would like to be a *lazy bastard living in a suit*. I have a good tailor after all.
Would more bourbon help? This is again the good stuff. ‘Twould be a shame to waste it.
The works of Melville, Hawthorne, and James are all riffs on *Paradise Lost*.
Don’t forget that Eden is in *the past* – history is Paradise for those who fancy the Present a kind of hell.
Dum dee dee dum dum dum dee dee… Time to pace a little.
Be at peace. There’s nothing you can do about it.
You know what I mean.