As I’m Rockin’ The Insomnia In Cleveland

Like, yeah, Sleepless in Cleveland just doesn’t have the same something.

It’s got the right vowels and liquids, but Cleveland needs another syllable, one that pushes the stress onto –land. And no, Heights won’t work: SLEEPless in CLEVEland HEIGHTS, see? Besides, that d just thuds into the line and throws out an anchor. It’s hopeless.

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